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Nose Hair and Other Things

February 23, 2009 on 1:37 pm | In Oh Yeah, The Body and Things | No Comments

Nose hair and other things.

 

As we get older, especially us guys, we tend to get more nose hair and ear hair. Which I suppose is really is not that bad.  Yet, at the same time these things grow in thicker we seem to lose what little hair we had on the top of our heads, in the first place.

 

Now mind you that really I am not complaining. That does seem to be what life is all about. Getting more of one thing while exchanging it for something else. Like when we were children we had lots of time but not much money. As we get older we tend to have more money but we seem to lose the time.  A sad but true state of affairs, I am afraid.

 

Though I must confess, that extra nose and ear hair does come in handy as we get older. I mean look at all the old folks out there that have hair hanging down over the faces. Have you noticed how they seem to always have it hanging over their ears and sitting just inside their earlobes?  I mean have you really noticed that? They always seem to have a little bit of hair on the top of their head that just seems to be somewhat out of place? You have noticed that haven’t you?

 

Well the next time you notice that, take a good look. Well try to be somewhat discrete about it! This is no reason to embarrass anyone! Do you know what you will notice? Hummmm? Hummm. Well, I will tell you what you will see. You will see that the hair hanging over the nose!  And that hair that looks so uncomfortable hanging inside the ears! You well see the truth that it is really not hanging over the nose and hanging inside the ears! And the truth will set you free! Yes, that truth will set you free! What is that truth?

 

And that truth is, that instead of hanging over the nose and hanging inside the ears, it is coming from there. Really if you don’t believe me take a good look yourself. And the truth will set you free! Amen!

 

And you all thought us old people were slowing down in the brains department. Had you fooled didn’t we?

 

Thinnin’ on top,

 

OH

 

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