Oh's Zany World » Fortune Cookies http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld The Zany World of OH Tue, 27 Sep 2016 15:15:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 A New Fortune Cookie. http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld/2009/11/11/a-new-fortune-cookie/ http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld/2009/11/11/a-new-fortune-cookie/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:17:46 +0000 Oh http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld/?p=176 My Fortune Cookie said:  “You are going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.”

This was about a month ago! I still have not met anyone that would meet that description.  Hummmmmmm… come to think about it I have not met any strangers since then.  The fortune cookie must have been wrong? Or perhaps I just don’t get out enough?

Though I am not sure why I would want to meet a tall, dark, stranger?  This is all just so upsetting.  What is one to do?  Will something bad happen because the fortune cookie is wrong? Or perhaps a month is not long enough for it to work?

Oh well all this thinking has make me hungry! Please, pass me another fortune cookie, maybe it will make more sense?

Awaiting my fortune,

OH

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Changes? http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld/2009/03/13/changes/ http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld/2009/03/13/changes/#comments Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:06:57 +0000 Oh http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld/?p=114 Fortune Cookie:

“You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.”

I wonder what that means? I once had a cat that would walk around on my bed and stiff every now and then before deciding where to lie down. Not sure why? As she normally ended up on one of two places anyway.

Or maybe like my dog that would circle around lay down and get up and circle around again then lay down then move around just a little bit more before taking a nap.

Or maybe it means that ones wanderlusts must be satisfied before one settles down?

This is all so unsatisfying I think I will go and settle down and take a satisfying nap.

Sweet dreams all,

OH

 

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Fortune Cookie Jan 12 2009 http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld/2009/01/13/fortune-cookie-jan-12-2009/ http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld/2009/01/13/fortune-cookie-jan-12-2009/#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:11:26 +0000 Oh http://ohsworld.com/OhsZanyWorld/?p=27
Above the Clouds
Above the Clouds

I went out to my favorite Chinese place to eat on the 12Th and as is usual I had to eat a fortune cookie. They are so good. And it is always kinda fun to read the fortune too. And this was my fortune according to the cookie:

“Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open.”

I stayed up all night wondering who was interested in me? Is it the FBI? The CIA? Interpol? Aliens from another planet? A cute girl? (Now that would be kinda cool.) Why are they interested in me? Am I an internationally wanted criminal? Do they want to use my body for alien experiments? Or maybe the cute girl just wants me for my body? Should I be worried about them being interested in me? YES? NO?

This is all so confusing! Well they got one part right! I mean who can close their eyes when someone is interested in you and you have no idea why? Maybe, I should just go and hide under my blanket? Oh wait, then how will I know if someone is watching me? Oh well where did I put them toothpicks? I am so tired!

OH

 

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