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Is this your classmate?

Oh — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:28:49 +0000

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT
OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL………………!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME
HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO
HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE, AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD
ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

“YES, YES I DID. I’M A MUSTANG! ‘ HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

‘WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?’ I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?

“YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!” I EXCLAIMED..

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASS,
GRAY HAIRED,
DECREPIT,
WART HOG……
ASKED
‘WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

Unknown

That should give you something to think about when you look in the mirror!

Wealth Care not Health Care

Oh — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:39:37 +0000

Don’t like the idea of government sticking its nose into your health? There is a group out there that agrees with you! And they are hopping mad! They like you firmly believe that if people don’t have and can’t afford health care, it is their fault and that God hates them.

Like you one of the things they believe is that if you can’t afford to go to the doctor, that it should not be a problem as bandages and ibuprofen are cheap. So what is the issue?

As to death panels by the government their belief is that their companies decide that issue well enough on their own and the government should not get in the way of death panels for profit.

As to rationing health care they firmly believe it is their job to do that.

And like the right, they believe that socialism must be stopped and so they propose that we stop Medicare and even VA benefits.

And of course they believe that nothing says freedom like denying claims for health care.

I would say that if their belief’s can be summed up in just a few words, it would be this:

If We ain’t broke don’t fix it!

Do these folks sound like you kind of folk? If so join them. Their web url is:

www.BillionairesforWealthCare.com

I know I am!

A Billionaire for Wealth Care signing off.

It’s all Down Hill after 40!

Oh — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:42:33 +0000

I have often heard that it is all down hill after you reach 40.

That may be, but why is that the bumps on the road all seem like mountains?

Slowly bumping along, goin’ down the hill,

Nose Hair and Other Things

Oh — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:37:22 +0000

Nose hair and other things.

As we get older, especially us guys, we tend to get more nose hair and ear hair. Which I suppose is really is not that bad. Yet, at the same time these things grow in thicker we seem to lose what little hair we had on the top of our heads, in the first place.

Now mind you that really I am not complaining. That does seem to be what life is all about. Getting more of one thing while exchanging it for something else. Like when we were children we had lots of time but not much money. As we get older we tend to have more money but we seem to lose the time. A sad but true state of affairs, I am afraid.

Though I must confess, that extra nose and ear hair does come in handy as we get older. I mean look at all the old folks out there that have hair hanging down over the faces. Have you noticed how they seem to always have it hanging over their ears and sitting just inside their earlobes? I mean have you really noticed that? They always seem to have a little bit of hair on the top of their head that just seems to be somewhat out of place? You have noticed that haven’t you?

Well the next time you notice that, take a good look. Well try to be somewhat discrete about it! This is no reason to embarrass anyone! Do you know what you will notice? Hummmm? Hummm. Well, I will tell you what you will see. You will see that the hair hanging over the nose! And that hair that looks so uncomfortable hanging inside the ears! You well see the truth that it is really not hanging over the nose and hanging inside the ears! And the truth will set you free! Yes, that truth will set you free! What is that truth?

And that truth is, that instead of hanging over the nose and hanging inside the ears, it is coming from there. Really if you don’t believe me take a good look yourself. And the truth will set you free! Amen!

And you all thought us old people were slowing down in the brains department. Had you fooled didn’t we?

Thinnin’ on top,