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A New Fortune Cookie.

Oh — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:17:46 +0000

My Fortune Cookie said: “You are going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.”

This was about a month ago! I still have not met anyone that would meet that description. Hummmmmmm… come to think about it I have not met any strangers since then. The fortune cookie must have been wrong? Or perhaps I just don’t get out enough?

Though I am not sure why I would want to meet a tall, dark, stranger? This is all just so upsetting. What is one to do? Will something bad happen because the fortune cookie is wrong? Or perhaps a month is not long enough for it to work?

Oh well all this thinking has make me hungry! Please, pass me another fortune cookie, maybe it will make more sense?

Awaiting my fortune,

The world is flat!

Oh — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:28:56 +0000

If the world were round, wouldn’t we all fall off?

Capitalism VS the Government?

Oh — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:03:05 +0000

Capitalism vs. the Government

I believe in Capitalism when I think I can get ahead of the other guy.

I believe in Government controls when I think the other guy might get unfairly ahead of me.

Can I have it both ways and still be a Capitalist?

It’s all Down Hill after 40!

Oh — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:42:33 +0000

I have often heard that it is all down hill after you reach 40.

That may be, but why is that the bumps on the road all seem like mountains?

Slowly bumping along, goin’ down the hill,

Fortune Cookie Jan 12 2009

Oh — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:11:26 +0000

: Above the Clouds

I went out to my favorite Chinese place to eat on the 12Th and as is usual I had to eat a fortune cookie. They are so good. And it is always kinda fun to read the fortune too. And this was my fortune according to the cookie:

“Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open.”

I stayed up all night wondering who was interested in me? Is it the FBI? The CIA? Interpol? Aliens from another planet? A cute girl? (Now that would be kinda cool.) Why are they interested in me? Am I an internationally wanted criminal? Do they want to use my body for alien experiments? Or maybe the cute girl just wants me for my body? Should I be worried about them being interested in me? YES? NO?

This is all so confusing! Well they got one part right! I mean who can close their eyes when someone is interested in you and you have no idea why? Maybe, I should just go and hide under my blanket? Oh wait, then how will I know if someone is watching me? Oh well where did I put them toothpicks? I am so tired!

The World is Flat?

Oh — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:04:10 +0000

If the world was round, wouldn’t we all fall off?