Oh's Zany World

On STD’s

Oh — Sun, 20 May 2012 04:14:19 +0000

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Ronnie D. Laing

What more can be said about life?

Oh

What is a Patriot?

Oh — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 15:07:28 +0000

Patriotism is the conviction that your country is

superior to all others because you were born in it.

George Bernard Shaw

Well if one were to believe this wouldn’t that make the world a much more understandable place?

Copyright 2012

One should always aspire to be the best!

Oh — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 17:17:19 +0000

We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.

Winston Churchill

See folk I can be a glowworm! I love it don’t you? You too can be special!

On Gay Marriage

Oh — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:37:13 +0000

If you want to “protect marriage”, start with outlawing divorce…

unknown

Interesting thought?

The Republicans, the Tea Party and Socialism

Oh — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:16:29 +0000

Once again I am confused by the Tea Party and Republicans.

They claim that the Health Care Law is socialism and should not have been passed, yet they say they want the US Government to control medical costs.

If the first is socialism isn’t the second also socialism?

Truly Confused,

The truth of the Founding Fathers and Big Government?

Oh — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:18:26 +0000

Just a thought, but if the Founding Fathers of the USA were anti big government why did they find it necessary to stop the citizens from electing the country’s president? In case you forgot, the people don’t elect the president the Electoral College does. And they are not bound by the constitution to vote for the person that the people vote for!

Government control?

Oh — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 02:06:23 +0000

“Give me control of a nation’s money and I care not who makes the laws.”

Mayer Rothschild

Think about it!

Money the Root of all Evil!

Oh — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:57:56 +0000

It has been said that money is the root of all evil…I don’t know, I have never had enough money to know if it is evil or not.

A New Fortune Cookie.

Oh — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:17:46 +0000

My Fortune Cookie said: “You are going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.”

This was about a month ago! I still have not met anyone that would meet that description. Hummmmmmm… come to think about it I have not met any strangers since then. The fortune cookie must have been wrong? Or perhaps I just don’t get out enough?

Though I am not sure why I would want to meet a tall, dark, stranger? This is all just so upsetting. What is one to do? Will something bad happen because the fortune cookie is wrong? Or perhaps a month is not long enough for it to work?

Oh well all this thinking has make me hungry! Please, pass me another fortune cookie, maybe it will make more sense?

Awaiting my fortune,

Is this your classmate?

Oh — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:28:49 +0000

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT
OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL………………!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME
HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO
HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE, AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD
ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

“YES, YES I DID. I’M A MUSTANG! ‘ HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

‘WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?’ I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?

“YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!” I EXCLAIMED..

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASS,
GRAY HAIRED,
DECREPIT,
WART HOG……
ASKED
‘WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

Unknown

That should give you something to think about when you look in the mirror!